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[sefirot]

And yet they made you a warden.

[shamebat]

Is that a problem?

[sefirot]

No. My prior comment still stands, however. This place is desperate.

[shamebat]

Sometimes desperate is just another word for horny.

[sefirot]

What does that have to do with your qualifications as a warden?

[shamebat]

I mention it only because the Admiral might have been hungry for some sexier wardens lately.

But if you're going to be cheeky about it, Professor Pigshit, I am not happy about this either. Why would I want some bloody stupid arsehole for an inmate? After I have already graduated one already too.

[sefirot]

Is vanity also on your list of qualifications?

[shamebat]

Is jealousy one of your sins, Mr. Arsehole?

[sefirot]

I have no need for jealousy. That emotion belongs to those who, at the heart of everything, feel inferior.

[shamebat]

Don't you sound very full of yourself.

[sefirot]

I believe it's called confidence.

[shamebat]

And I think I have been around many men who said the same thing and yet their 'confidence' was only a little dangly thing between their legs.

[sefirot]

There are many who claim confidence but are lacking in many ways, this is true. However, I have nothing to prove to you or anyone else.

[shamebat]

[Muttered under her breath]

Certainly not to any poor soul you take to your bed.

[sefirot]

What was that?

[shamebat]

You heard me.

[sefirot]

Are you like this with everyone?

[shamebat]

Like myself with everyone? Who else would I be like?

[sefirot]

Perhaps someone worthy of conversation instead of an ignorant nuisance.

[shamebat]

You fucking piss boy.

[sefirot]

Creative, but still lacking. Try again.

[shamebat]

Oh, you want to play, do you? Do you want to also see me take a piss down your dead mother's throat? Or perhaps you would like me to carve your heart into a little pumpkin and wear it around my neck like a charm necklace?

[sefirot]

You are always welcome to try. I'd refrain from insulting my mother though. It's unbecoming even from one as low as you.

[shamebat]

I will show you unbecoming, you baby-faced goat-fucking swine.

[she vanishes in a puff of smoke from the screen]

[sefirot]

[Okay then. He was going to ask 'what's a goat' but ...]