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Offer proof you've obtained the masamune and we shall see.

No can do, L'Oreal. You gotta operate on faith alone.

[What is L'Oreal????]

You have not earned such things.

Oh well then. Guess you’re not gonna get it back.

I'll find another to succeed where you fail.

I’ll put in a request to prevent them.

Which I assume can be overridden by another warden.

Not if I word it air-tight. Demon clauses, baby! We get the Faustian 101 class as mandatory learning.

As a temporary warden I doubt you hold power more important than that of a permanent pairing.

But you're not sure. And that's where you suck.

A reasonable assumption is sufficient enough which is more than I can say for you in general.

Hey Sephiroth.

Hey.

[Dead silence.

And then a slow, high-pitched fart]

Point proven.

I'm telling the admiral to pipe that smell into your room.

How do you accomplish anything?

My standards are shockingly low. Look at my own inmate.

Listening to you, I find it hard to believe you hold any standards at all.

Aw babes. That's the sweetest thing you've said to me.

So I figure we should hook up and dye each other's hair. Whatcha think?