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[beejfu]

Okay. You have to come to my cabin to get it.

[sefirot]

Why?

[beejfu]

Because I'm lazy and I wanna see you.

[sefirot]

Offer proof you've obtained the masamune and we shall see.

[beejfu]

No can do, L'Oreal. You gotta operate on faith alone.

[sefirot]

[What is L'Oreal????]

You have not earned such things.

[beejfu]

Oh well then. Guess you’re not gonna get it back.

[sefirot]

I'll find another to succeed where you fail.

[beejfu]

I’ll put in a request to prevent them.

[sefirot]

Which I assume can be overridden by another warden.

[beejfu]

Not if I word it air-tight. Demon clauses, baby! We get the Faustian 101 class as mandatory learning.

[sefirot]

As a temporary warden I doubt you hold power more important than that of a permanent pairing.

[beejfu]

But you're not sure. And that's where you suck.

[sefirot]

A reasonable assumption is sufficient enough which is more than I can say for you in general.

[beejfu]

Hey Sephiroth.

Hey.

[Dead silence.

And then a slow, high-pitched fart]

[sefirot]

Point proven.

[beejfu]

I'm telling the admiral to pipe that smell into your room.

[sefirot]

How do you accomplish anything?

[beejfu]

My standards are shockingly low. Look at my own inmate.

[sefirot]

Listening to you, I find it hard to believe you hold any standards at all.

[beejfu]

Aw babes. That's the sweetest thing you've said to me.

So I figure we should hook up and dye each other's hair. Whatcha think?