[Sephiroth was about to make a comment, but then Zack sneaks in close and that sort of distracted him. He gives the darker haired man a look and goes to move, but he kind of does so right into Cloud.]
I do as I wish, Zack. You above all should know this.
[Cloud probably minds that Sephiroth bumps into him, but the silver haired man doesn't act like he did anything at all.]
[ When he's bumped into, Cloud slips with the knife he's currently using and nicks his finger with the sharp edge. He turns to glare at both Sephiroth and Zack, holding the knife in a somewhat threatening manner. ]
If you two aren't gonna help, you can get out of the kitchen.
[Zack just had to go and ruin his looming moment by looming himself. Sephiroth knows Cloud isn't likely to stab Zack, but he's not sure about himself considering a knife wound wasn't likely to kill him.
While it's tempting to test that theory he decides against it. He'll just go complain about the tv some more.]
I am not the one at fault.
[He gives Zack a look before exiting the kitchen and back to the couch.]
[ Zack leans in and presses a kiss to Cloud's cheek. ]
Sorry, Cloud.
[ He doesn't really think he'd done anything wrong per se, but he knows Sephiroth won't apologize, so someone may as well. Cloud gives a non-committal huff in response, but Zack can tell he's trying not to smile so that's good enough for him.
He then leaves Cloud to meal prep and returns to the living room and a disgruntled Sephiroth. ]
[The day Sephiroth apologizes is the day the entire planet freezes over. Which unless an ice age is suddenly at hand, that's not going to happen.
Sephiroth is now flipping through the channels, though he casts a glance towards Zack with a silent look that says: it's your fault I got kicked out. But he says nothing, and just looks mostly annoyed at the TV.]
[Sephiroth grabs ahead of Zack's arm after he elbows him.]
Jealously is an human emotion far below what I've become. Cloud and I are bound together by fate. You ... have woven yourself into that. But you've always been apart of it, I suppose.
[He finally lets go because he's going to get up and try to sneak his way back into the kitchen, and hope that Cloud doesn't stab him. Or stab him too badly at least. Either way, it'll be fine. Probably even more than fine if Zack stops him and prevents a disaster from happening.]
Well, you haven't killed me yet so I figured you had to at least like me a little bit.
[ Zack grins at that, though he lets out a low snort as he notices Sephiroth's body language, as it seems to suggest he's thinking of going to the kitchen again. Well, Zack's not going to stop him. Sephiroth can make his own mistakes. ]
[That's all he says on the topic of not murdering Zack. He does get up and slips into the kitchen, quieter than someone his size out to be able to move.
He's just going to try and sneak up behind Cloud again because this is the best plan after he got threatened earlier.]
[ Cloud's finished chopping vegetables and is now cutting up meat. Even with his enhanced senses, he doesn't hear Sephiroth until the man suddenly speaks. He startles, gripping tight around the knife in his hand. He spins around and glares daggers at Sephiroth, knife in hand. ]
Well, now I am. Don't fucking sneak up on me like that! Especially when I'm holding a knife!
[Because Sephiroth is that kind of person he moves in as close as possible. Almost close enough for the knife Cloud is holding to be touching. He's playing with fire and he knows it. But it's just so tempting to push those buttons.]
[ It's tempting, but would not be very productive (plus it's probably what Sephiroth wants him to do too). Cloud's glare intensifies for a moment before he huffs and turns around to continue what he started. He's almost finished with the meat anyway. ]
If you're gonna be here, you could at least do something useful.
[That's so anti-climatic. He was hoping for another threat at least. Taking the opportunity now that Cloud's back is turned again, he steps in placing his hands on the counter on both sides. He leans forward so that his chin is practically on Cloud's shoulder.]
[ Sephiroth is so annoying... though admittedly, he doesn't mind the sudden closeness as much as he probably should. He turns his head, their faces quite close now. ]
Mm... You can...
[ He leans in closer, their lips almost touching. ]
Do the cleanup.
[ He smirks, though he doesn't move away, curious if Sephiroth will do anything. ]
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To be nice and helpful?
[ Not that Sephiroth is known for being either of those things.
Zack, having finished setting the table, makes his way over to the two of them. He leans close to Sephiroth and smirks. ]
You harassing Cloud again?
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I do as I wish, Zack. You above all should know this.
[Cloud probably minds that Sephiroth bumps into him, but the silver haired man doesn't act like he did anything at all.]
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If you two aren't gonna help, you can get out of the kitchen.
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While it's tempting to test that theory he decides against it. He'll just go complain about the tv some more.]
I am not the one at fault.
[He gives Zack a look before exiting the kitchen and back to the couch.]
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Sorry, Cloud.
[ He doesn't really think he'd done anything wrong per se, but he knows Sephiroth won't apologize, so someone may as well. Cloud gives a non-committal huff in response, but Zack can tell he's trying not to smile so that's good enough for him.
He then leaves Cloud to meal prep and returns to the living room and a disgruntled Sephiroth. ]
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Sephiroth is now flipping through the channels, though he casts a glance towards Zack with a silent look that says: it's your fault I got kicked out. But he says nothing, and just looks mostly annoyed at the TV.]
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I think we just got banned from the kitchen.
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[He stops flipping through the channels to give Zack yet another accusing look.]
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Cloud is overdramatic? Seph, have you ever listened to yourself speak? Besides, you started it.
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[He gestures towards Zack to make emphasis.]
And he threatened with a knife, that is overdramatic. Next time leave things be. You spend enough time with Cloud.
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You're not jealous are you?
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[Yeah he's jealous.]
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Yes, you are. You're sooo jealous. It's okay, Seph. I don't blame you. Cloud's a guy worth getting jealous over.
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Jealously is an human emotion far below what I've become. Cloud and I are bound together by fate. You ... have woven yourself into that. But you've always been apart of it, I suppose.
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You're still capable of human emotion, Seph. I mean, you get pissed off a lot. That's a human emotion.
[ He smiles a little. ]
That your way of sayin' you don't mind me being here either?
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I tolerate you both.
[That's kind of a yes]
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Aww, thanks, Seph. I tolerate you too.
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[He finally lets go because he's going to get up and try to sneak his way back into the kitchen, and hope that Cloud doesn't stab him. Or stab him too badly at least. Either way, it'll be fine. Probably even more than fine if Zack stops him and prevents a disaster from happening.]
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[ Zack grins at that, though he lets out a low snort as he notices Sephiroth's body language, as it seems to suggest he's thinking of going to the kitchen again. Well, Zack's not going to stop him. Sephiroth can make his own mistakes. ]
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[That's all he says on the topic of not murdering Zack. He does get up and slips into the kitchen, quieter than someone his size out to be able to move.
He's just going to try and sneak up behind Cloud again because this is the best plan after he got threatened earlier.]
Are you still angry, Cloud?
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Well, now I am. Don't fucking sneak up on me like that! Especially when I'm holding a knife!
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[Because Sephiroth is that kind of person he moves in as close as possible. Almost close enough for the knife Cloud is holding to be touching. He's playing with fire and he knows it. But it's just so tempting to push those buttons.]
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If you're gonna be here, you could at least do something useful.
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Oh? Such as?
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Mm... You can...
[ He leans in closer, their lips almost touching. ]
Do the cleanup.
[ He smirks, though he doesn't move away, curious if Sephiroth will do anything. ]
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